
Although being a little under two months away from now, it must be said that I am giddy with excitement concerning my exit to Durban at the end of November, God willing of course. I long for the sweat and the crowd of the people of Gateway, the mosquitoes of Upper Phoenix, the smell of my Dad’s braaivleis on the patio and having one of only ten limited edition patent pending dispensers of Pronutro-On-Tap. Okay we don’t really have Pronutro on tap, but it has been my experience over the last three years to never ever be short of the chocolate flavoured majestical breakfast cereal. I don’t know how it works seeing as though my parents are AWOL from the country 10 and a half months out of twelve and my brother doesn’t eat the stuff. I ask no questions and I tell no lies, but there it awaits my return, there in Durban. Awaiting me, too, in Durban, or slightly north of it anyhow, are some friends of the North American variety, one of which taught me a very important lesson in life. Jonty, I think you might enjoy this one, if you haven’t already enjoyed it all the way down Martin Crescent in West(side)ville. The concept is called ghost riding on one’s whip. The occupant’s of given vehicle (or whip) should be listening to West Coast hip-hop (preferably E-40 or The Federation, or anything else really, native to the Yay area in Northern California.) The whip, or vehicle in vernacular, should be rolling steady at about 10kph (works best in automatics) the steering wheel aimed dead center, and gear stick shifted into neutral. All occupants of aforementioned whip should open their doors and get out of moving vehicle and proceed to dance either next to moving car, or get on the roof or bonnet of whip and dance thereupon. I feel like I owe you some money out of my wallet Lauren, for teaching me your NorCal skills. I kid you not. They were possibly some of the most entertaining twelve seconds of my life, and then I feared more for my little French Girl’s* car hitting the wall, than trying to establish my street cred in the parking lot of College. And plus, Justin Timberlake - gentleman and scholar that he is - wouldn’t survive his own twelve seconds with the Hyphy boys of San Francisco. (I need to get me some real hip hop.) Which brings me to this week. For one I should do some laundry, then later my cousins from Johannes-Burger are coming for a visit, although my cousins aren’t coming for the express reason of doing my laundry. But the culmination of both provides premise for a good strong week ahead. Smell you later, you Smellies. *Is the emphasis on it being a girl’s car from France, or is it that it’s a girl from France whom the car belongs to? It’s so hard to tell.
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